Director of Homeland Recovery

My lady love is going to be very upset if I don't return to the castle soon.

Does anyone know the way?

[ooc: What if his parents hadn't cooked the snail 8)]

She's right.

You're all doing it very wrong, so let me do it for you.

Fabletown Filter

Mm. The creature is missing.

What will we do about our Kay, praytell?

I have sugar in plenty, and you can't have any.

Blue? No.

Ambrose? No.

Kay? No.

Cinderalla? Absolutely not.

Pevensies? If Susan asks.

My old colleagues with the force? Hah!

KAY. CAN YOU READ THIS.

Do you know what all those Gentleman Xs have in common?

They're not me. There's only one knight in shining armor, one lord of love, one rakishly rapturous royal, and that's Prince Charming. Rightly so, I have the name to prove it.

Don't let the others fool you for one second. Especially that last one. Honestly, honestly.



And no, I'm not running for re-election.

Dear City, I have a confession to make.

I can fake it too.

Police Force Filter

The witness to victim ratio is shameful. Has self-preservation become such a lost art?

Women of the City!

Let Prince Charming remind you that no matter what, all of you deserve to be treated as ladies.

And my old face is back. I'm positive you missed it.

Rose Red is slowly vacating the premises.

Blue, Ambrose, Number 3, what have you been telling her?

Police Force Filter

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa have left. Pity that, but their timing is impeccable.

Meet your newest Prison Guard: Ophelia.

She is serving as a subordinate under every officer, in and out of the prison! Not a bad plea bargain if I do say so myself.

Do say hello.

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Police Force Filter

Do we have people imprisoned? I seem to recall assignments for not one but two individuals. And Mr. Dornez has been behaving himself.

Fare thee well to our dearly departed Rorschach. Tell me, Iron Man, you didn't kill him did you?

Department Heads Filter

I've been hearing bids for new recruits.

Lucy McClane: She has my vote for acceptance. What say the rest of you?
Debra Morgan: Keeping it in the family are we? Why not.

I've acquired something shiny and not quite so new, but shiny nonetheless.

The Palace is now under my name. All of you previously employed by the recently departed N. Brocklehurst may keep your positions or make your exit for a greener pasture... if such a thing exists.

Rose Red, dear, come visit sometime. Perhaps we can discuss a little redecoration and remodeling of the place. Ambrose, care to don a jumpsuit for old time's sake? It's a big place, it will keep you busy. Blue, I believe you handled secretarial duties there.

Liz, any news?

Filtered to R. Hawkeye, G. Blake, Iron Man, and Rorschach
Iron Man, Rorschach, I have your first assignment as partners. You have one target, Ophelia. I hope that you can bring her in alive because any other state would take the fun out of trial. Anita Blake is pressing charges, let's not disappoint her. Do have fun trekking through the woods to find the lovely lady, I know I did.

Hawkeye, Blake, provide these two gentlemen with whatever resources and intel they may need.

Mr. Dornez! Don't forget, Tuesdays and Thursdays, report to me promptly at two o'clock.

Filtered to the Police Force
Walter Dornez and I have come to an agreement. He'll have the freedom to await his trial from the comfort of his own home and not a prison cell, starting today. He has an ankle monitor instead! It's a sophisticated piece of equipment if I do say so myself. His range includes the City proper and the first level of the underground. Patrol Division, respond to any tampering alert, and bring a camera if you do.

Filtered to the Intelligence Division
Keep track of Mr. Dornez's movements. He'll know better than to incriminate himself during this time period but it never hurts to collect data for the future.

Fabletown Filter (Red, Blue, and Fly)
Well she's no Snow Queen, but someone we ought to keep an eye on hm?

( ooc )

While you're all busy trying to win a Tony Award, there's a place called the Blue Light where you may drown your sorrows after you've realized your amusingly moronic ways.

It opens tomorrow night!

Police Filter//Unhackable

1. Go to the disturbance or scene of the crime only when called.
2. We're to be contacted only by those with every intention to press charges.
3. John&Jane Doe and their mystery assailant are not our immediate problem.

With this in mind, I want to separate the lot of you. Volunteer yourselves unless you'd like for me to choose.

Patrol Officers [you handle a disturbance in progress]
Sgt. Sagara Sousuke
Anita Blake
Iron Man (Don't you have a better name, man?)
Holly Short
Abarai Renji

Investigators [you handle a crime committed, ie. dead people]
Toshiko Sato
Leia Organa
George Blake
Esther Blanchett
Clow Reed (paranormal)
Anthony DiNozzo

CSI, Lab Work [you handle science poppycock]
Abby Sciuto
Dexter Morgan

By dead I do mean as a doornail, not this dead-but-not-dead City magic business. If they're well enough to have taken a hammer to someone's poor head, they're live by my definition.

We could use an official magic unit. Oh let's call them the Paranormal Investigation Division. Wait, Cpt. Kuchiki Byakuya is that you?

( ooc )

I know so many of you have extended congratulations in my direction, and for that I thank you.

Hitsugaya Toushirou: You fought the good fight, man.
Ophelia: Kiss kiss?
The dog thing: ... Really.

Business matters at hand. I require a specialist in magical reconstruction or the best surgeon this city has to offer.

Police Force. Every one of you, report to me your name, current position, and noted skills. Use a filter if you must.

[ooc: One-on-one action spam in the Warden's office permitted, but be forewarned PC is not very handsome these days. See icon.]

Am I running again? Well it surely seems like it.

Unfortunately there's no time to hit the presses for a poster, so an announcement will do.

Ladies--particularly fine and financially able ones--and gentlemen...

P.C. for City Warden

Because twice is a CHARM.

Whatever it is you have to say.

Don't.

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I hold you lot responsible for what I have to do today.

WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS

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Well now, it seems I've returned. Liz, my coffee if you please.

Goodbye City. You were quite the lusty tumble.

Fabletown Filter

Our time's come. Blue, Ambrose, you know where to go.

I don't suppose Scarecrow is tagging along.

[ooc: Gone for an extended canon update till we find out who dies in Fables 75 argh August ;-;]